A well‑maintained body functions best.
Massage & Acupuncture in St. Louis Park, MN
We're a group of true professionals - experienced, effective and genuine - offering bodywork for high function. The tenure and consistency of our team naturally allows trusted care that leads to impressive outcomes.
Services
What We Do
Every massage can include deep tissue, relaxation, trigger point, cupping, mild stretching, and myofascial release. Whatever your purpose or preference, our goal is to provide that outcome using the best approach for you.
Acupuncture
Pain, recovery, hormone balance, sleep, digestion. Our acupuncturists have been doing this long enough to find patterns fast and adjust in real time. You'll feel the difference the first session.
Acu x Massage
This is the session people keep coming back for. Acupuncture and massage in a single visit, provided by our dual-credentialed staff to help you get the most impact for your investment.
Massage
Our therapists read your body and adjust as they go. Deep tissue, trigger point, cupping, stretching, myofascial release, IASTM. All the options, every session. One price.
Cupping Therapy
Negative pressure to decompress tissue, increase blood flow, and release tension that hands alone can't always reach. Book it solo, or include it in any session when your body needs it.
Holistic Microneedling
Stimulate your body's own collagen and healing response. No fillers, no injectables, no downtime. Every session includes a full-body acupuncture treatment.
What we're known for
- Maintenance and wellness for active or aching bodies
- Sports and neuromuscular work for training and injury recovery
- Acupuncture for pain, fertility, sleep, digestion, hormone balance, and more
- Acu x Massage: acupuncture and massage in one visit from dual-credentialed practitioners
- Prenatal and postpartum specialty accommodations
- Holistic microneedling, which includes a full-body acupuncture treatment
- Performance bodywork for youth athletes, professional events, professional athletes, and weekend warriors
Meet the team.
These are the people who make Function what it is. Years of experience, real expertise, and the kind of client relationships you can only build over time.
Andy
Kate
Nicole
Ian
Jade
Amanda
Kareena
Magen
Function Club
Most of our clients come in regularly. The membership makes that easier and more affordable. You get a session every month at a lower rate, and you can book additional sessions at the member price anytime.
Function Club
Monthly membership
for 60-min massage (normally $140)
- ✓ 15% off your recurring service
- ✓ 10% off additional visits & retail
- ✓ Share accrued sessions
- ✓ Use your HSA/FSA
- ✓ 3-month minimum, then month-to-month
Ready to see what we’re about?
Book your first session and find out why people stay.