Care For What Carries You.
Massage & acupuncture in St. Louis Park, MN
Bodywork built around you, from a team that knows your history and shows up every time. One price, no add-ons, no surprises. Just really good care.
What We Do
Every massage at Function includes deep tissue, trigger point, cupping, stretching, myofascial release, and IASTM. All included, always your choice, all without add-on fees. You and your therapist decide how to approach each session.
Acupuncture
Pain, recovery, hormone balance, sleep, digestion. Our acupuncturists have been doing this long enough to find patterns fast and adjust in real time. You’ll feel the difference the first session.
Acu x Massage
This is the session people keep coming back for. Acupuncture and massage in a single visit, provided by our dual-credentialed staff to help you get the most impact for your investment.
Massage
Our therapists read your body and adjust as they go. Deep tissue, trigger point, cupping, stretching, myofascial release, IASTM. All the options, every session. One price.
Cupping Therapy
Negative pressure to decompress tissue, increase blood flow, and release tension that hands alone can’t always reach. Book it solo, or include it in any session when your body needs it.
Holistic Microneedling
Stimulate your body’s own collagen and healing response. No fillers, no injectables, no downtime. Every session includes a full-body acupuncture treatment.
Four things we don’t compromise on.
We keep it simple so you get better results. Everything at Function comes back to these four ideas.
Authenticity
Your practitioner tells you what they actually think and builds your session around what your body needs. We’ve never had a script, a suggested package, or an upsell. That’s just how we work.
Outcomes
We measure success by whether you’re moving better, sleeping better, or hurting less. If something isn’t working, we change the approach.
Consistency
Stability in our staffing and consistency in their delivery. They know your history, your trouble spots, and what’s been working. That continuity is what allows cumulative development in well-being.
Simplicity
We want your visit to be as simple as you want your visit to be. All inclusive pricing, mindless memberships to save and stay on track. Skip the checkout with a card on file. Simply book a session, your therapist brings everything they’ve got, and you breeze out without sticker shock.
Function Club
Most of our clients come in regularly. The membership makes that easier and more affordable. You get a session every month at a lower rate, and you can book additional sessions at the member price anytime.
Function Club
Monthly membership
for 60-min massage (normally $140)
- ✓ 15% off your recurring service
- ✓ 10% off additional visits & retail
- ✓ Share accrued sessions
- ✓ Use your HSA/FSA
- ✓ 3-month minimum, then month-to-month
Meet the team.
These are the people who make Function what it is. Years of experience, real expertise, and the kind of client relationships you can only build over time.
Andy
Kate
Nicole
Ian
Jade
Amanda
Kareena
Magen
Ready to see what we’re about?
Book your first session and find out why people stay.